*Lights candle* Gather around kids. Papa HH is gonna tell you a ghost story. A sinister tale about a female student who was raped to death by her teacher. Yeah. Fucked up, huh? Now she roams the hallways, fucking anyone unfortunate enough to cross her path. *Candle goes out*. Fuck. She's here. Quick! Grab your condoms! Oh wait, ghosts can't get pregnant can they? Huh, this might not be such a bad deal after all...